If You Ever Step On My Patch, I'll Bring You Down

So, today at work, I had to edit an article about an orange person from Germany, who is apparently a reality tv star, and has sadly passed away. After six surgeries. In the same area. Poor girl. Oh wait, six breast augmentation surgeries. One of her claims to fame was her attempt to give 200 blowjobs in a day, but had to quit after number 75. This is where you write your own joke.


I intended to write more, but Little Big Planet 2 is out. I'm going to play it for twenty hours now.